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De: ionut 30.12.2009

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Times.ro va prezinta in premiera mondiala primul test de sarcina online. Raspundeti cat mai sincer la intrebarile de mai jos si puteti afla pe loc daca sunteti sau nu insarcinat sau insarcinata. Noteaza litera corespunzatoare raspunsului si mai jos afli daca esti sau nu gravid/gravida.


1. Ai greturi?

a) Da
b) Nu
c) Eu mereu am greturi

2. Ce-ai mancat ieri

a) Nu mi-aduc aminte
b) Sushi
c) Varza calita

3. Cand ai facut sex ultima oara?

a) Acum 10 minute
b) Fac sex in acest moment ;;)
c) Acum 2 ani

4. Ce sex ai?

a) Destul de dragut
b) Foarte frumos
c) Am un sex gras

5. Simti ca ai ceva in burta?

a) Da, dar cred ca e de la iaurt
b) Simt ceva tare in partea dreapta. A, stai, e fotoliul
c) Nu simt nimic

6. Ai picioarele umflate?

a) Da
b) Nu
c) Nu imi vad picioarele de burta

7. Ai pofte?

a) Da
b) Nu mai mult decat de obicei
c) As manca un fazan

8. Ai fost vizitat/a de vreun inger, recent?

a) Nu
b) Nu imi aduc aminte
c) Si daca am fost, ce?

9. Esti horny?

a) Nu stiu ce inseamna
b) Stiu ce inseamna, dar mi-e rusine sa raspund
c) Ma urc pe pereti de horny ce sunt

10. Considerati ca ati devenit mai urat/urata in ultima luna?

a) Da, clar
b) Nu, sunt la fel de urat/urata ca intotdeauna
c) Mi-e frica sa ma uit in oglinda

11. Vi s-au umflat sanii?

a) Ehe, as vrea eu
b) Doamne fereste, eu sunt barbat
c) Da, am niste pepenasi de toata frumusetea, mai nou

12. Faceti pipi mai des decat in general?

a) Da
b) Nu
c) Eu nu fac pipi, eu fac pishu

13. Sunteti constipat/a?

a) Groaznic, de 2 zile
b) De cand ma stiu
c) Constipatia e viata mea

Si acum.... rezultatele. Trage aer in piept, acum e acum!

Predomina raspunsurile cu a)

Felicitari! Esti gravid/gravida. Daca e baiat, sa-i pui numele Times. Daca e fata, sa-i pui PunctRo sau Marilena Nitu. Sunt nume de succes ambele.

Predomina raspunsurile cu b)

Mai incearca! Inca nu esti insarcinat/insarcinata. Daca nu stii exact ce ai de facut, intreaba-ti parintii. Ei sigur stiu. Ajuta scaunele de veceu piscinele si barza. Cauta neaparat o barza.

Predomina raspunsurile cu c)

Trebuie sa consulti un medic, pentru ca situatia ta e grava. Nu numai ca nu esti insarcinat/insarcinata, dar probabil ca nici nu stii ce inseamna.Esti un pericol pentru societate.

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